Tuesday

Beware:

A word to the wise. Though I do not have experience with the following, and there fore cannot tell you of the consequences, but there is a sign which clearly states: Do Not Fertilize the Dianthus Cherry Magic. Now I will warn you all that there must surely be dire consequences if one were to fertilize the Dianthus Cherry Magic. So dire in fact that the world itself would well be in danger if such an action occured (possibly even destroyed) and this must be so or there would not be any need for the sign in its large bolded, all caps letters.

DO NOT FERTILIZE THE DIANTHUS CHERRY MAGIC

So be careful and remember to spay or neuter your pets.

There I feel now as if I have done the world some good. Peace be with you, Shalom, Au Revior, Shove Off, and Too da Loo.

Luv,
Clay

2 comments:

Michelle :) said...

did you fertilize it? How did you learn this crucial info?

Anonymous said...

what is dian. cherry magic? where did you read this? puzzled. amy (who doesn't have a blogger identity because she can't 'grow one' yet.)