Sunday

Omen:

Taiwanese scientists have created florescent green pigs with green innards; the heart, etc. If you want to read about it go here ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/?GT1=7538 ). I didn't read it. I just wanted to see the green pig. Which there is a picture of on the site.

But I'm convinced that its a sign of the looming apocalypse (is that to catholic a word? or should I be charismaticish and say the end times. oh, eschatology.).

This could very well be a prelude to the giant, scorpion tailed locusts that kill 1/3 of the people (not certain on that. I don't deem it necessary (stupid word, I can never spell it) to look up either.). Not that I'm a literalist when it comes to the book of Revelation (as I don't think that John quite knew what helicopters were and was forced to explain them in a manner he knew, but I'm not saying i back that line of thinking either. its all interpretation and there isn't any point to arguing; we'll find out soon enough.)

I suggest winged whales that can breathe oxygen. Its seems equally, if not more, absurd as flourescent green pigs. Honestly, lets put some time and effort into saving dying babies or something and not polluting the porcine genepool.

Oh dear, even more frightening; the reality of "Green Eggs and Ham". Dr. Seuss was a prophet all this time. I better read "The Lorax" so that I can get a word from the Lord.

Luv,
Clay

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heheheh. I think they just fed him a few highlighters.