The Librarian:

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear.

Need I say more. I believe the title does it for me, but to humor you all I will tell that it quite possibly is the cheesiest movie ever.

It follows our hero, a 30 year old professional student played by TV's Noah Wile of ER, who upon recieving a forgotten piece of mail, which I must add glows upon his reading it, becomes a Librarian. Not just any Librarian, but a librarian who over sees all of histories most famous/forgotten/mythical artifacts: the ark of the covenant, Excalibur, and Pandora's Box. Unfortunately a piece of the mysterious Spear of Destiny is stolen by a Serpent Cult, who got their name from the serpent in the Garden of Eden, who has intentions of world domination. What ensues is cross-global search for the remaining pieces, a super-model-esque library co-worker, soul sucking spears, half-wit I mean crazed ex-librarians, and enough poor digital imaging to put even "Sky Captain: And the World of Tomorrow" to shame.

However, I recommed it if you are a) bored beyond all salvation, b) craving a good "corn" induced laugh, or c) mentally challenged. I of course fit into c) which is why the shear rediculosity of this flick kept me laughing up until the slow boring part in the middle, something about the Himalayas and Shangri la.

Luv,
Clay