Life on Saturday:

It's quite different from Earth, Saturday that is; with all its idiosyncrities and such. Saturdayins don't work, they don't think, they barely see the light of day, and if married, occaisionally attempt procreation. Ahh to be a saturdayinite. But no. I wake up at 7:45. Blog over a cup of Chai Latte (in a fancy pants ceramic mug created by ceramics educator Linda Ganstrom from Fort Hays State University in a quaint little cafe on the eleventh block west of main street at a marble table surrounded by four chairs with Lappy in front and two old lady's to the left). Later doing all the work that Gen is supposed to, but doesn't because she uses the excuse of school in order to avoid painting her mother's arbor forcing said mother to hire poor college students who would do nearly anything for a spare bit of cash in order to eat, sleep, and travel the known universe, ie: London. Not that I'm bitter or complaining. More or less I have nothing of great import to blog (really as if I ever do). If only it were possible to post music files I would share with you my newest work of comedic genius entitled "Old Testament Engagement." It is a pearl indeed, but alas.

At this point you're all probably thinking "Is this fool an artist? Is there really artwork or is he simply making this up in a vain attempt to seem interesting and thereby lull us common folk (ignorant masses) into reading a self-absorbed blog that on rarity reaches beyond him; touching ever so briefly on the matters of world importance?" Sadly, I can neither confirm nor deny the accusations at hand, but I can tell you this. I do not, nor will I ever own a giraffe.

Luv,
Klai