Buffalo Cracker:

So for the majority of my formative years I was convinced that this cracker was a buffalo. But is it? Or is it the lion? The question came after I was eating my yummer animal crackers and thought to myself "Why the hell is there a buffalo animal cracker?" Aren't these supposed to be circus animals? I looked on the package and there was a lion.

So I decided that the above cracker must be that - - a lion.

But then . . . I was looking through my other crackers and realized that there is a frickin' cow and donkey. Why on God's green earth should either be in league with a lion? Or is it a buffalo. It would seem to fit better with the farm animal theme.

Except for the elephant. But, once again I'm thrown off by the domestic cat. I think for the sake of my own sanity I'm going to believe that the above is a buffalo. And write many angry letters to the corporate animal crackerites and complain about their idiocy in selecting animals to immortalize in cracker form.

Ha, take that you corporate pigs! I forgot about the goat cracker! Why?

Luv,
Clay