Bugs in My Windshield:

Most bikers don't have a windshield and no I don't own London, yet. But, I do have glasses and Doris gets me around. And bugs can fly into glasses. It's rare. I usually get them up my nose or in my mouth, but today "Smack" right in the eye. I would hate to have that happen if I weren't wearing glasses. Though a canteloupe in my eye would be much,much worse. Fortunately, the odds of a canteloupe coming anywhere near my eyes are quite high indeed.

That and pixies don't really exist.

Luv,
Clay