Friday

23 Years and I'm Not a Crack Addict, Yes!:

23 years ago, in the transitionary point between the dairy and the pastry section of a Price Chopper, I began my escape the prisonous cavern of my mother's womb. I don't remember much as I was in the negatives on hours being born. But I do know this; tonight I celebrate that expulsion from the uteran chamber with beer and friends. Mmm . . . friends.

At this point you may do one of two things: leave a Happy Birthday comment or buy me something useless. I leave the decision to you.

Luv,
Clay

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can only offer a Happy Birthday. :)

Michelle :) said...

ew.
beer
happy beer day

Anonymous said...

I'll do you one better and leave a useless message.

Happy B-Day.