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So I'm pretty well toasted as far as school goes. 4 1/2 years is quite enough college, but I'm also forgetting 4 years in High School, 3 in Middle School, 5 in Elementary, and the aptly named K. In total 17 1/2 years spent "learning." Only two of which have I ever had a true job--Kukkabah doesn't count.

I've spent the most time in the French Toaster (That's so hillarious). Going to class is like having large needle-like instruments systematically thrust into my left bosom while roaches crawl on my feet; which is of course somewhat of an exaggeration, but makes my point.

Also, It is sad when a teacher takes an absolutely fascinating subject and makes it dull and mundane; Ancient History. Simply amazing and full of secrets, culture, backwards societies with twisted religious practices (some of the most interesting), and long forgotten ways and traditions. Unfortunatlely class consists of this war, then that, this king and this emperor. I suppose I care more for Archaeology and pictures.

Speaking of Archaeology I spend most of my History class brainstorming for Homo Lapin II. And the beginnings of operation name phase have begun (this being my 4 year desire to go by Clay rather than Damien); muahahaha; by one of the regulars at Semolino. Oh wonderous place of scones and specialty coffees you are indeed my friend.

Luv,
Clay