Mocha-struction:

A Turtle; equal parts chocolate and caramel with two shots of hazelnut for a "shell." Followed by a Mocha; chocolate, espresso, and steamed milk which is then topped with whipped cream, a chocolate spiral, and caramel lace. A woman; first spawned from a rib, partner to man, and bearer of small bipedal creatures called children.

The first of which turned out fantastic. The second, however, apparently had some distaste for the latter and decided to throw itself over the counter in an attempt to foil her morning. Fortunately, women have the inate ability, gained from many years in a kitchen; barefoot and pregnant, of dodging angry tirades made on the part of coffee.

The barista who made this particularly bitter coffee could only say "oh hell" as his creation, in slow motion mind you, tripped over a small lump of solidified syrup toppling over the counter and splashing onto the floor: inches from the woman who looked as if she were about to go off of a diving board, but at the last moment chose to do otherwise; freezing in an awkward pose.

Luv,
clay