Face Down in the Bog of Eternal Stench:

I said I was going to lighten my load. Maybe I should have emphasized or used the word significantly. Drat.

I found on iTunes, blessed program that it is, a "song," more like a sound bite, called "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Blogging." I'm going to buy it soon.

I wish Jennifer Knapp would come out of hiding. I suppose the old will have to suffice.

Too bad months have 30 days in them. Its a shame the whole "Annex Monday" plan fell through.

Jesus should just come back; that way I won't have to finish school. And I could learn French instantly through his divine powers!

I want it to rain while I'm at work. Then snow in the winter . . . Hmm I should buy snow tires for Doris. Do they make snow tires for bikes?

My carpet's name is Fergus. Don't ask.

I love you all . . . except you spammer-folk who fill my friends' comment boxes with garbage. Because, no, they do not want to gain 3 inches in any length of time!

Luv,
Clay