Mrs. Peters You're the One:

Last Time, we left the gorgeous Georgina in the arms of her former pimp; Dr. Canna Bulb. Her love, and inept redeemer, Sebastian preparing a daring rescue from the back of the poorly lit Greenhouse. All the while at General Hospital Mr. Patterson had lost all hope as the corroding rust tore into his engine. Mrs. Peters could only pray that her new (5th) husband would survive the surgery unscathed.

Unfortunately. Sebastian was soon foiled by Dr. Canna Bulb's head mistress Darci the Garden Rake who with mighty prongs grappled the young tiller and brought him to his knees. Locked in a cage next to his soon to be dearly beloved, hovering dangerously over a pit of acid; he began to weep. Georgina, that sweet love of a leaf blower, enraged by her lover's uselessness began shaking and blowing uncontrollably. This of course jostled the cage hurtling the two appliances into the bubbling pool of acid below.

Mrs. Peters clung to her dying love. The doctor arrived to take him away and into the operating room. Squeaking wheels echoing now in the distance; she waited. Hours later He returned. Though not as he left. The corrosive material left him immobilized from the neck down with tubes protruding from every orifice possible.
This was her new husband.

To Be Continued.
Clay