My Day in Brief (or Briefs?):

I began the day at 7, rousing from a fairly dream filled night of rest (all of which I have forgotten), to enjoy my morning repast of "Scooters" cereal. After which I took a refreshing shower and prepared for work. Unfortunately, due to a lull in my financial intake, I have not done my laundry for some time (but for those concerned I have a closet full of fresh clothing, I stopped recycling some time back). I was forced to delve deep into my closet and find a semi-rugged pair of Merona Low Cut/ Boot jeans from Kohls. Usually I stray from this pair of pants, it was something someone once said about men's pants getting diaper butt, but duty called and I threw them on. At this point it nearly 8; so I hopped on Doris and rode off to the grounds department. My boss, who shall remain nameless because of a confidentiality clause I made up in order to sound funny, told me about 5-10 minutes into the day to go pull weeds and dead-head mums by Rarick Hall. Once that was done, a few other projects passed, and lunch was over I found myself at Sheridan Hall. I wish I could say that the plot thickened, but the only action in this story is my underwear showing to the entire campus because above mentioned jeans are skanky! But I survived. The day finished with more weeds and more mums. Now, of course, I sit in the union pondering my day and relating the events to you. All the while secretly hurting because there are individuals in the world deprived from giving blood: which happens to be a practice I've been avoiding sense my departure from the womb.
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An earthy material that is plastic when moist but hard when fired, that is composed mainly of fine particles of hydrous aluminum silicates and other minerals, and that is used for brick, tile, and pottery (Webster Online)